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Childhood Development Delayed!
I was wondering about David Caruso’s stalker and her horrendous antics recently when I came upon a hypothesis. Childhood developmental delay!!!!
You can track a baby’s development in other ways than just logging height and weight. There are a number of other childhood milestones that indicate healthy childhood development. For example: around 1 month, babies begin to vocalize; at 3 months they should push their head up when they're on their stomach; by 4 months they should be chattering in response to you and squeal with laughter. Then there are the obvious crawling, walking, talking and various reflexes and gross and fine grips and manipulation skills. Broadly speaking, every child should do certain tasks by a certain age. These tasks fall into five main categories:
• Gross motor skills, such as crawling and walking
• Fine motor skills, such as stacking blocks or coloring
• Language skills, including speech and comprehension
• Thinking skills
• Social interaction
So let us see whether this could apply the person who:
Sent hundreds of letters to David Caruso requesting an autograph or some form of recognition.
Left her home, partner, child and family to fly to Miami to offer her services to David Caruso, fully expecting that he would immediately “jump to attention” . Bad call Sweetcheeks!
Sent hundreds of letters including death threats against David, his kids, partner at the time and associates.
Left her home, partner, child and family to fly to Mexico to avoid prosecution and with the hope of entering California to meet David Caruso and do WHO KNOWS WHAT!
Set up several blog sites committed to the expression of her rage at his rejection by promoting false rumour, slandering and denigrating David and all of those in his business and personal life.
Left her home, partner, child and family to fly to Mexico AGAIN to avoid prosecution for a second time.
Despite this, spends 24 hours a day posting hate-driven and derogatory threads and posts on ANY board which mentions David Caruso or CSI Miami.
Manipulates boards by outing any threads written by other bloggers that may outshine her hate-driven reviews.
So what were those milestones again:
•Gross motor skills, such as crawling and walking Stalker Tick
•Fine motor skills, such as stacking blocks or coloring Stalker Tick, her keyboard skills are phenomenal.
•Language skills, including speech and comprehension : Er hum, Houston, we have a problem
•Thinking skills: Lol! No evidence available; observed nor elicited.
•Social interaction: O-oh! Things ARE looking grim Jim!
This hypothesis stands quite well don’t you think? Any other hypotheses????
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Nov 21, 2008 5:50 AM
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Yeah!
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Nov 21, 2008 5:52 AM
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Another fine analysis Oz Witch.
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Nov 21, 2008 6:17 AM
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Thanks Sara! Very close to the truth i expect.
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Nov 21, 2008 7:22 AM
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This isn't that bad an article. Just a little higher in the rankings please.
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Nov 21, 2008 6:24 PM
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lol!
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Nov 21, 2008 8:00 PM
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Or euthanasia???
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Nov 21, 2008 10:42 PM
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Incarceration?
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Nov 21, 2008 10:59 PM
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I've been remiss, having never read this excellent piece till now.
With my mind running somewhat along this same line during our long drive, VOILA`, there it is. Thanks, Oz Witch. You put it in exactly the proper context.
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Nov 23, 2008 12:17 AM
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She is on to me. OK I will leave now.
I lied.
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Nov 23, 2008 8:15 AM
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Development not delayed; stunted.
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Nov 24, 2008 1:25 AM
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Perhaps she fell on her head at birth!
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Nov 24, 2008 2:22 AM
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